Zingers and the House Red

As a recent, and reluctant, inductee into The Parkinson’s International Honorary Society, I have decided to be the first victim to reverse the effect of the disease and thereby, become scientifically significant.

One, I plan to start blogging again, figuring the (alleged) brain activity will promote the anti-aging synapses in my gray matter, jump-starting the historical reversal. That, plus seeking publication for my next, nearly-finished book,  working entitled “Peonies and Gunpowder:  A Child’s Guide to Mischief.” The vignettes tell the stories of the fun I had growing up in small town Iowa, ages 5-12, accompanied by a colorful crew of friends.

Two, since proper nutrition is key to good brain health, I am embarking on an experimental and somewhat controversial diet featuring vanilla Zingers, cheese, and cheap wine, preferably merlot. This will make me happy because the Bible says that a merry heart maketh like a medicine. (I encourage you to look it up.)

I will keep you and The American Medical Society updated. For now, I must sign off. It’s Zinger time!