An anonymous author wrote this: "If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over." Our dog Odie, eighty-five pounds of hard muscle, agile as a ballerina, and fast as an impure thought, might make some uncomfortable, but he just wants an opportunity to lick beards especially, male or female. He also likes to lick faces generally. Why? He enjoys. Would that we were all like that.
